Hear me out ye. When I am done dividing thee, I will fold once moreI will halve you til you hit zero, Karl, then I will subtract five lettersI will turn you into a negative name, 3+1 eternity and ever+moreYou must be so smart, you got lots of formulas you learned?I have a 10th grade math education bitch, you fake profitI don’t amount to much, but I don’t think I own the worldThat is really bad math dude, exponational or some shit
I will round, then sum you, outnumber you, and outmaneuver your puppetsI don't even know what the word trigonometry means, maybe budgets, deficit?I get by just fine, except when unsavage evil dragons try and minimize my quietI see patterns like it's hardwired or something, been at this writing gig < 909 minutesI am going to quit my job to roast you, like it's my purpose, no help from no sidekicksConfusion with abstract thoughts is indicative of autism, so is verbosityIf you want to pick on someone your own size on the spectrum, try hereI got nothing except respect for him, or Keller Williams Realty, you make 3Now let’s discuss your peculiar rigid naming scheme, indicative of my inabilityImagine you, criticizing my differential, with the same equation, adds up for meWhen you walked 3.1 miles to school in 3’ snow it was not diagnosed, typicallyHave you 40+40+40 seconds? Here, an autism assessment you can take, KarlHere is a more thorough 15min autism test, even works on hotshot rockstarsDear Tweedledee, from your biggest non-fan:You know what autism mirrors? Not the movie American Pyscho, you grouchObsessive Compulsive Disorder. You ever been checked out, sat on a couch?Have you ever jumped off a lounge yourself, or are you 1+1 much of a slouch?
If your train sized ego leaves the station at 6:45pm central standard time, traveling 60mph westbound,How many rhymes til I make your incentral run off the tracks? Tell Mr. Conductor, he better lookout
Can’t even use math jokes involving railroad tracks here on outSubtract five from 1,000 and that is how many more mini plays I got cooking in this 1st hereaboutI am going to develop a new theorem multiplying my verses on you, A new law of classical mechanics created, to describe my movesOne part king fu, two parts Son Tzu. Who is playing who? 🖖My syllables, help Chuck Norris to become unbulletproof,in their free time, cause they aren’t dicks like you, yahoo
May I say?
This rhyming rather appeals to my natural predilectionsPlus, if I work on words just right, it flows literally in formI don’t know if I like the punchess better, or that it’s uniformI'm going to defecate on my own desk for my final addition,then I can fire myself, so I can roast you as my full time position
If you seek an autism evaluation, allow me to pay for itI insist, Karl, it would be my esteemed prviledgeI know a novelty guy, I’ll mail it oversized