I got tasty rhymes, like Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl® of spaghetti, seeking little external praise
I build myself up, from within (striving) to be true to me. You bring yourself down, stepping on throwaways
You got nothing on my vocabulary, Karl. Tell commanding coattail rider: stand back, be silent, go away
All you can eat, 1,000 frame buffet for you wannabe be-otch-eé
TODAY’S OFFERS, IN WORDPLAY
Save 9% off on our first day
1 free souffle with entree
(excludes sirloin filets)
Grand opening Friday
Happy hour tangueray,
margaritas $5. Chardonnay
$4 / glass, $14 / bottle all day
Come in after work and say hey
Or come in for lunch, open everyday
We aren’t overly hipster, visit our deli
without any delay, soon in southern Cali
Free avocado cupcake if wearing a trilby
Sick genre benders, reggae, free of any stairway
Originality our specialty, never ripping other sensei