some of these mashup videos may not play properly on mobile or crappy wifi. If you don’t receive the full audio / visual experience complain to someone else about it
If you don’t understand what I am doing ask someone else if I even care at all
If you disagree with everything you are probably right. If you disagree with but one side then you wrong & don’t care to see anything resolved. Drama new at eleven
All the bridge-burners & pot-stirrers who feel I have overreacted and don’t see 1% of my perspective go walk in someone else’s boots & judge me harshly along the way
Tinkerbell, Tacobell, all the people harassing me directly this IS what you wanted?
what did I ever do to you, anyway? And even if I did you think that was intentional?
Write another lyric about how autistic people don’t have feelings mister sociopath
last couple of years have been rough, pile on top, mob, globetrotters
Seize the Day!?
talk is cheap, free all week
take another record from the jukebox, squeezebox
throw my anecdotes back at me like a reverse harassment boomerang
hey hey heyAs long as it rhymes, right MobstersAn arbitrary grid for every ending of every lineAin’t you supposed to make sense though, scarecrows?
Oh, also, Check is a chess term for the uninitiated and unsaturated who think I am repeating repetitious words with no purpose, worse than silence of the lamb
The mob picks on me because I appear weak, for no other reasonscull this under the rug now
every opportunity ignored (right cloud 9) to resolve this (right Les)
Also, Karl tried to mashup Eminem, so the front is a little bit angry white rapper, it’s a literary trope as old and as tried as the tricks this mob uses to cope
Me saying I was “going to break the internet” was hyperbolethe foundations underpinnning the web are great, our society on the otherhandpeople mailing explosives, saying the most vile things, shooting co-workers, wonder where the president is on violence, wealth disparity, murder, fentanyl killing young people
glass half full or realistic view? Who cares, not most of us including me most of the time
(I think many prolific entertainers are on a dumbass spectrum. I am being subversive, i.,e., see: Garden State, The Jerk, Forest Gump, Popeye, TWSS)
Got nothing in your bag? Nothing to say? Make fun of me, join the mob, hit Karl up for an application. Or just say anything, as long as it rhymes. Oddly specific phrases that people can latch on to. Props, personally identifiable knockoff novelty glasses on a fruit all up on your instagram is a good way of acknowledging what your intent is. You got no spunk, call me a punk worse than Karl satirizes funk
No variation in your delivery? No Sun Tzu in your misdirected intentions?
Gaslight me for 5 years, make me into an asshole. I will turn the tables on this shitshow of a shitstorm 52 full length albums deeper or less even
Rumor, gossip, drama, hardships, spread it if you got some
Misunderstandings notwithstanding, burn em at the stake
turn the world against me with flagrant battle hymns
Who is wasting whose time mister slim jim
terse smackdowns on steroidsstick nine inch needles into,my sorry ass eye sockets
Just typing just to typeget off my webpageuninformed critic(s)you(ll) are rightby extensionI am wrongyou v. meus?themjudgesexecuteall of ‘em
I am not the big asshole I seem to beOh, and I am not a poet I am just frustratedyears past fed up with this aggravated harassment
these are not listed in chronological order
Karli’s delicatessen menu promo
iceburg lettuce escape
…. and countless more